Life's a Stitch

I normally HATE embroidery (probably because I can't do it). Some of you may disagree, but I think it is the girliest, most stupid waste of time (apart from knitting, which is now only cool because Eith Piaff used to click away with a pair of knitting needles). Anyways, I saw this the other day and it made me smile. There's quite a few different kits on here, but before you hit the link, I might firstly point out that the language in quite a few of these is full-on (just in case you are checking these out whilst on your lunchbreak!)
http://www.subversivecrossstitch.com/kits/rug.html